What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do we let ugly men exist?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.